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2008, November 28, Friday.
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Meltdown far from over: Commercial real estate crash next.
Malls from Michigan to Georgia are entering foreclosure, commercial victims of the same events poisoning the housing market.

Hotels in Tucson, Ariz., and Hilton Head, S.C., also are about to default on their mortgages.

That pace is expected to quicken. The number of late payments and defaults will double, if not triple, by the end of next year, according to analysts from Fitch Ratings Ltd., which evaluates companies' credit.

"We're probably in the first inning of the commercial mortgage problem," said Scott Tross, a real estate lawyer with Herrick Feinstein in New Jersey.

That's bad news for more than just property owners. When businesses go dark, employees lose jobs. Towns lose tax revenue. School budgets and social services feel the pinch.

Companies have survived plenty of downturns, but economists see this one playing out like never before. In the past, when businesses hit rough patches, owners negotiated with banks or refinanced their loans.

But many banks no longer hold the loans they made. Over the past decade, banks have increasingly bundled mortgages and sold them to investors. Pension funds, insurance companies, and hedge funds bought the seemingly safe securities and are now bracing for losses that could ripple through the financial system.

Mish: Largest US Natural Gas Producer, Runs Out Of Cash
Chesapeake Energy Corp., the nation's largest producer of natural gas, seeks to raise up to $1.8 billion through common stock sales in an effort to fund its drilling and exploration activities and mitigate the impact of lower natural gas prices on cash flow.

In two filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission late Wednesday, the company said it will issue shares worth as much as $1 billion before fees and also registered 50 million shares worth at most $791 million for potential sale.

Afghan president wants to shoot down US planes.
As Western dissatisfaction with Karzai has grown over his failure to crack down on corruption and govern effectively, the Afghan president, facing elections next year, has hit back over the killing of dozens of civilians in foreign air strikes.

In recent weeks, Karzai has repeatedly blamed the West for the worsening security in Afghanistan, saying NATO failed to target Taliban and Al- Qaida sanctuaries in Pakistan and calling for the war to be taken out of Afghan villages.

"We have no other choice, we have no power to stop the planes, if we could, if I could ... we would stop them and bring them down," Karzai told a news conference.

Nuclear armed India suspects nuclear armed Pakistan of mischief. Great.
India faces tough decisions over the next few weeks and months. Every time India has been hit, there has be no counter reaction. The vast majority of Indians believe that the attacks emanate from Pakistan. While most Indians don’t blame Pakistanis, they do blame instruments and agents of the Pakistani government, specifically the ISI. With the bombing in Kabul, the U.S. confirmed that the ISI was involved adding an independent credible voice to India’s charges of Pakistani involvement.

The famine of 2009. Hope he's wrong.
So, we're already facing what Bryan Lutter calls "the mother of all fertilizer shortages" next spring and on top of that local banks won't lend to farmers.

The local bank was quite willing to lend to a farmer on a crop despite the weather related risks just like they'd lend on a car despite the driving risks. So long as the asset was insured the risk was deemed manageable. There were sure to be losses here and there, but they'd be administrative hassles associated with well known risks. If the auto insurance companies were viewed as untrustworthy no one would be getting a car without 100% down at the dealership and the same rule is now in effect for farmers.

Farmers without financing can't afford nitrogen fertilizer at $1,000 a ton, which translates to $100 an acre at current application rates. They won't be paying $300 for a bag of 80,000 hybrid corn kernels, again a $100 per acre expense. The average farm size in Iowa is four hundred acres and planting to harvesting would run about $120,000.

This looks incredibly bad. Bryan and I are both puzzled as to why the mainstream media isn't covering this. Perhaps the need to sell Christmas season advertising trumps the need for the public to know about the troubles that are brewing.

2008, November 27, Thursday.
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2008, November 15, Saturday.
NEW YORK TIMES: POT CALLS KETTLE BLACK.

Ah, NY Times - it's the new Onion! Here, our noble scribe lambastes the grotty little men who run blogs, for the crime of falling for the Palin/Africa hoax:
But most of Eisenstadt’s victims have been bloggers, a reflection of the sloppy speed at which any tidbit, no matter how specious, can bounce around the Internet. And they fell for the fake material despite ample warnings online about Eisenstadt, including the work of one blogger who spent months chasing the illusion around cyberspace, trying to debunk it.
Note: this site never posted about the Africa thing - though it did seem genuine. Why? Ummm...well...let's just say I read about it from a 'reliable' source:

NY Times: Palin calls criticism by McCain aides 'cruel and mean-spirited'
By the end of the week, their complaints had escalated considerably, with Fox News quoting unnamed McCain campaign officials as saying that Ms. Palin had not known that Africa was a continent, not a country, and claiming that she did not know which countries were covered by the North American Free Trade Agreement.
Does the Times think that by unquestioningly repeating an assertion made by Fox News (without casting any doubt on it) that they are guilt free on the matter?

This is the same NY Times which, in 2002/2003 acted as court stenographers for the Bush administration. Their breathless reporting on Iraq's non-existant WMDs revealed them to be credulous fools at best, willing accomplices at worst.

Is the Times insane enough to think that we've already forgotten the wretched spectacle of Judith Miller, and her disgraceful behaviour during the run-up to the invasion of Iraq?

To be accused of being "sloppy" or "specious" by these cockroaches - well, it's a hoot. I see we can look forward to a few more years of decline at the rag that is the Times. What's next? Topless tarts on Page 3?

2008, November 14, Friday.
     

     


It's that time of the year again! The War on Xmas!!!
I'm sorry, this Biblical god fellow is not a very good source for goodness. If we went by that definition, Christmas would be a time when we'd slaughter Amelekites, get drunk and have sex with daughters, stone gay people, and treat molluscs as abominations. None of those things sound very merry to me. Wouldn't there be a better source for goodness that doesn't rely on archaic xenophobia and delusion from bad old books? How about empathy and the general principle that we should do to others what we would like them to do for us? Atheists can follow that one, and they don't believe in god at all.

Cartoon: Big Bank gets a new logo!


Cryptogon: California 711 gets 100 applicants for an $8.50/hour job.


Cryptogon: Chicago mayor: "It's going to be a very frightening economy".


"We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty and sincerity and dignity... I grew up with those people".

Sarah Palin, quoting fascist writer Westbrook Pegler


Obama racism watch: Rising number of racist actions in small towns.
...many local newspapers around the country have covered recent incidents of racially motivated reactions to last week's election, from flags hung upside-down to the dangling of nooses and cross burnings. As we noted last week, a couple in northern New Jersey who had an Obama sign on their front lawn woke up to find the charred remains of a cross. Local residents today announced a "unity march" to protest the still-unsolved incident...

...In Midland, Mich., a man dressed in full Ku Klux Klan regalia walked around toting a handgun and waving an American flag. Initially denying it, the man eventually admitted to police that the display was a reaction to the Obama victory. “[The man] had a concealed weapon permit and was walking up and down the sidewalk in front of a vehicle dealership while some motorists shouted obscenities at him and others shouted accolades," police told The Saginaw News.

Parents in Rexburg, Idaho, contacted school officials this week after they learned that 2nd and 3rd graders on a school bus were chanting, "Assasssinate Obama!"
More reports here.

You don't have to be a 6-fingered hick be cluelessly trashy:
In Britain, Obama's victory has exposed a predominantly white minority's inherent suspicion and mistrust of black people. Christopher Hitchens, appearing on Newsnight last week, declared: "We do not have our first black president. He is not black. He is as black as he is white. He is not full black." Rod Liddle, writing in the current edition of the Spectator under the headline "Is Barack Obama really black?", suggested that "coloured" - a term of reference used in apartheid South Africa - would be more appropriate.

Charles Moore, writing in the same magazine, went even further, observing that the president-elect "does not resemble, in his attitude and demeanour, the racist stereotype of an ape". Simply calling a stereotype "racist" does not absolve Moore of his implicit endorsement of that stereotype.

He uses this remarkable moment in history to remind us all of one of the most brutal and barbaric symbols that has been used throughout the ages to sub-humanise black people. According to Moore: "It is so important that Barack Obama is half white." As a mixed race person, this racist attitude is something with which mixed-race people are all too familiar. The implication is that we are only civilised because we have a white parent.
Amazing that these dullards get airtime. Here's a KKK initiation gone wrong:
...at some point the woman decided she wanted to leave, leading to an argument with Foster, during which he pushed her down and shot her with a .40-caliber handgun, police said.

Members of the group set fire to the woman's belongings before dumping her body under brush several miles away.

However, authorities were alerted after Foster's son and another member of the group went to a supermarket in the town of Bogalusa and asked how they could remove bloodstains from their clothes. The shop assistant recognised them and called police, who went to the scene and found five members of the group in the woods.

"The IQ level of this group is not impressive, to be kind," Sheriff Jack Strain told a news conference, adding, "I can't imagine anyone feeling endangered or at risk by any one of these kooks."
Aw, that ain't fair. If cretins like Hitch and Moore can get on the air then why not Buddy Lee, Cletus, Bodean, Jabbo, Ace, Earl, Harley, Opie, Peanut, Roady, and Tootie? Fukkin' east coast racist elitists! Let the REAL haters from "small town" Amurka awn duh TayVee!

2008, November 11, Wednesday.
Wow - the first hate mail in 2 or 3 years...from a 'soldier'. Riiight.


And in contrast, email from GK, with reply: Have you moved to Portland?


Some very cool links:

     


Scientists raise health fears of nano-particles.
Concerns are mainly around toxic nanoparticles that may be able to permeate protective barriers in the body, such as those surrounding the brain or a baby developing in the womb.

The team used the example of asbestos, another innovative material that was later found to be a carcinogenic, to demonstrate the possible implications to health.

Some nanoparticles display similar characteristics to asbestos.

War Nerd: Congo Warrior Nkunda Is Nkool
The print media is getting in on it too, with the Brit rag The Guardian saying that Nkunda’s troops may have actually “killed civilians,” as if that was anything unusual in Central Africa...

...Every word, every disgusting damn word, of these BBC and Guardian stories is bullshit. actually makes me sick, listening to these stupid lies over and over. The reason Nkunda’s little army (estimates range from 5000 to 10000 men) advanced into Eastern Congo this week is that the Hutu gangs were getting a little too aggressive about jumping ethnic-Tutsi villages in eastern Congo, killing the men and kidnapping women and girls as sex slaves. Nkunda knows very well nobody else will protect the Tutsi, for the simple reason nobody ever has. So he went in to do it himself.

Mikhail Khazin (from 2000): U.S. will soon face second "Great Depression"
Another problem in the U.S. is that powerful industries were built around this growing demand. Whatever decision Wall Street takes right now, the demand is going to fall. What will happen to these industries? In 2000, we estimated that 25 percent of the U.S. economy would disappear. Today, we think the number is closest to one-third — if not more.

That's an incredible amount! But what exactly does this mean — the destruction of one-fourth of the U.S. economy? It means an uncontrollable increase in unemployment, a horrible depression, a sharp increase in the effect of social services on the budget... Now, the U.S. is jumping all over the place doing everything its can to rescue this fraction of the economy. The government is stimulating banks and manufacturing... But regardless, in 2-3 years, the U.S. will face a crisis similar to the Great Depression.

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Obama isn't a dove, he's a smart hawk.
The new disposition on Iran is similarly nuanced. The noises are much less warlike. Obama promises diplomacy and dialogue, and relegates force to where it should be: a last, not a first, resort. But his own advisers counsel that Obama is firm on this matter. He has concluded that Tehran cannot be allowed to become a nuclear power, not least because it would trigger a regional arms race. He will use negotiation to thwart that possibility. But if that fails, the use of force remains an option.

And that's when the new global context could make all the difference. Imagine if John McCain had toured European capitals, trying to assemble a coalition for strikes against Iran. He'd have barely got a hearing. Two million people would have marched in London waving banners declaring: "We won't get fooled again."

But if Obama were to make the case, explaining that he had seen through the nonsense of Iraqi WMD but that the Iranian threat was real, he would surely earn a very different response.
In that sense if no other, armed international action against Iran might be more achievable under an Obama presidency than it would have been otherwise.

2008, November 11, Tuesday.
I've been working on something special - a new "Worst Wing":

bush greets obama at the whitehouse

(Click the image for the permanent link).


Independent: The Losers who hate to love Obama.
Oh they've all changed now. Suddenly they all like Obama, so even Republican spokesmen are saying things like: "This great and truly memorable moment shows what a wonderful country we are.

"Sure, during the campaign we called him a sleazy Marxist terrorist dirty Muslim atheist thieving anti-American Arab anarchist lying cowardly darky, but let's not allow that to cloud this joyful, wonderful result."

Some of them almost slip-up and say, "Can I be the first to say how glad I am that this moment, which I've spent my entire life trying to prevent, has happened."

The freak Palin may yet end up in Washington.
The conviction came a week before election day — too late to replace the longest-serving Republican on ballots in Alaska. If Stevens wins the election and then relinquishes his seat, that’s when things could get interesting.

It would force a special election 60 to 90 days from the time the vacancy occurs. Alaska’s Division of Elections said Palin would make a temporary appointment to hold the seat until a new senator is chosen by special election. One candidate being discussed in Alaska’s Republican circles? Yes, the governor herself. If Palin doesn’t take that step, she could also play the role of kingmaker and hand a political ally the tag of incumbent heading into the special election.

How sad: Blue Period.


Kunstler: Presto Change-o
The current occupant of the White House, however, has sedulously prepared for his successor the biggest shit sandwich the world has ever seen, and there is naturally some concern that Mr. Obama might choke on it. The dilemma is essentially this: the consumer economy we all knew and loved has died. There will be pressure from nearly every quarter to keep it hooked up to the costly life support machines even though it is dead. A different economy is waiting to be born, but it is nothing like the one that has died. The economy-to-come is one of rigor and austerity. It is not the kind of thing that a nation of overfed clowns is used to. Do we even have a prayer of getting to it, or are we going to squander our dwindling resources on life support for something that is already dead?

Ah - so, as I speculated at the time, cops were instigating violence at the DNC protests a few weeks ago.
Undercover police officers posing as protesters staged a fight with a police commander during the Democratic convention, and it was so convincing they were pepper-sprayed by a deputy who wasn’t in on the ruse, a civil liberties group says.

The officers pretended to struggle with the Denver police commander so it would look like they were being forcibly removed from a big demonstration and their cover wouldn’t be blown, the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado said.

Obama's Change Orgy.
Hypnotized by “change” and “race” people could not see the similarities Obama has with McCain/Bush/Republicans. They are all for wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Although initially Obama opposed the Iraqi invasion, he always voted for the surge and more war funding in Iraq. He wants to leave a residual force in military bases in Iraq, and wants to ship another military surge to Afghanistan to keep bombing Pakistani borders. He supported Israeli terror and aggression against Palestinians and the war against Lebanon. Obama is belligerent towards Iran promising to do “everything in my power to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon”. He was confrontational towards Russia after the war in Georgia. He is for war against “global terrorist” and promised to bring Osama bin Laden in dead or alive. He is for drug wars (protecting drug trade, whose money goes through Wall Street). Locally, he supports the death penalty, pollutant nuclear and coal industries, and had never talked about abolishing oppressive laws such as Patriot Act, homeland security, internet control, and wiretapping and spying on American citizens.

Dennis Perrin: Back to Scorched Earth.
Tuesday night, many saw a bit of blue sky and sun, the effects of which spilled into the following day. I don't know what your experience was like, but here in Ann Arbor, most people I ran into on Wednesday were decidedly giddy. Especially African-Americans. A warm, convivial feeling all around. It was nice, but the reality of this savage world will kill that off sooner than later. For while the symbolism of Obama's victory will always resonate, the man was chosen to manage a corporate/military empire. And so far, our Manager-Elect has not gone against brand. His first cabinet move, asking Rahm Emanuel to be White House Chief of Staff, is concrete proof of that. Obama's followers may still be weeping, dancing, smiling, but the man himself is consolidating his new power, placing the cutthroat Emanuel in a prominent position.

How are you liking CHANGE so far?

2008, November 07, Friday.
America gains a new leader, and North Korea may be about to lose one, if this photo is anything to go by:


Besides the creepy lack of shadows, I think what's flagging the fake for most people is the very odd perspective:


Now it may be that the surface on which the apparatchiks are standing isn't level, in which case I formally apologise to the Intelligence agencies of the Peoples' Democratic Republic of North Korea (well known as a Workers' Paradise). All hail JUCHE!

Found on SHORPY.


Three months to go - can we get Bush's approval rating below 20%? Have I ever told you that the guy is a complete and total jerk? Have I? Come on Monkey man, you can do it! One more heave, and you'll be an all-time loser!


Religious Loonies: God must let McCain win, to show he's God. Oops.


Never, ever clean cobwebs with a blowtorch. Another Palin supporter.


Speaking of: Palin2012.com has been registered by Alaskan Repukes.

There is speculation that in the event of Ted Stevens (crooked Republican Senator from Alaska) being reelected, he could be removed from office (likely), to be replaced by - well, ask the Governor of Alaska. Wink-wink. Wink-wink. Ohhhh Yahhh. You betcha!!!

You'd better hope the last few absentee votes break for the Democrat Begich!

2008, November 05, Wednesday.
Onion: Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress
After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome.

Although polls going into the final weeks of October showed Sen. Obama in the lead, it remained unclear whether the failing economy, dilapidated housing market, crumbling national infrastructure, health care crisis, energy crisis, and five-year-long disastrous war in Iraq had made the nation crappy enough to rise above 300 years of racial prejudice and make lasting change.

"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this time—these last eight years must have really broken you."

Added Obama, "It's a great day for our nation."

Steve Bell on the "Election":

     


More Onion: Lower-Class Still Unsure How Best To Fuck Selves With Vote (They're at their best when go for grim humour!)
Though such behavior appears to directly undermine their own well-being, lower-income voters have historically supported candidates determined to screw them six ways to Sunday, including Bill Clinton, who incarcerated them in record numbers and cut the welfare benefits many depended on for day-to-day sustenance, and George W. Bush, who widened the gap between them and the rich and sent thousands of them to die in Iraq. This year's election is reportedly unique in that the nation's poor must not only weigh how deeply and painfully their chosen candidate will penetrate their rectums, but must also consider unforeseen outside circumstances—such as economic collapse and terrorism—that might allow the next president to bend them over and brutally rape them in ways they never thought possible.

2008, November 04, Tuesday.
Apparently there's some kind of local election going on in the US right now. Blah.


A happy sound:




Work on my new site angry animator continues. (Do me a favour and click on that link - I need to see if the server can handle a small spike in traffic). Thanks!

I have an ongoing plan to break idleworm into four separate sites. All the doom and gloom/politics stays here, just how you home-pagers like it - plus, I'll convert idleworm to a WordPress format, which will allow me to appoint other people as authors - who can update the home page as well! All the games and fun stuff will be off-loaded to another site, yet to be designed. A fourth site will house the energy/growth documentary, as well as any other large scale projects. The forum will be resurrected as well. One step at a time!


Over the years I've had ideas for projects that should be made. I don't have the ability to do them, but it doesn't stop me from wanting someone else to leap in. Sure, Hollywood is busy churning out shitty superhero films and remakes of garbage TV shows from the 70s and 80s. Here's a freebie for the imagination-impaired writers/producers: make a movie about the German film "Kolberg":
Kolberg, begun in 1943, was made in Agfacolor with high production values. At a cost of more than eight million marks, it was the most expensive film of the Nazi era. At a time of war, thousands of soldiers were used in the film, some diverted from their fighting positions at substantial cost. To film scenes with snow during summer, 100 railway wagons brought salt to the set in Pomerania. The film was finally completed at the Babelsberg Studios at Potsdam while the town and nearby Berlin were being steadily bombed by the Allies.

The film was opened in a temporary cinema in Berlin and ran under the constant threat of air raids until the fall of Berlin in May 1945; the film came far too late for the hoped-for propaganda effect. Many theatres throughout Germany were already destroyed.
You have to see this to believe it:


Every one of those men is a soldier, dragged back from the front, to make a movie. I'd like to see a film from the viewpoint of the troops used as extras. It must have been an inkling for many that their leaders were insane. It's thought that this film shortened WW2 by weeks or months, as it diverted so many resources from the German war effort. Here's a moving scene where King Frederick makes a speech (in the distinctive style of a more recent German leader!)




Another item on my wish list - a major TV documentary about the world of mathematics. The personalities are - well - a fascinating combination of human and alien. 13 one-hour episodes (in the format of "Civilisation" or "Cosmos") would cover a lot of ground. Take Paul Erdos, for example:
Possessions meant little to Erdos; most of his belongings would fit in a suitcase, as dictated by his itinerant lifestyle. Awards and other earnings were in general donated to people in need and various worthy causes. He spent most of his life as a vagabond, travelling between scientific conferences and the homes of colleagues all over the world. He would typically show up at a colleague's doorstep and announce "my brain is open", staying long enough to collaborate on a few papers before moving on a few days later. In many cases, he would ask the current collaborator about whom he (Erdos) should visit next. His working style has been humorously compared to traversing a linked list.

His colleague Alfréd Rényi said, "a mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems", and Erdos drank copious quantities. (This quotation is often attributed incorrectly to Erdos.)[5] After 1971 he also took amphetamines, despite the concern of his friends, one of whom (Ron Graham) bet him $500 that he could not stop taking the drug for a month.[6] Erdos won the bet, but complained during his abstinence that mathematics had been set back by a month: "Before, when I looked at a piece of blank paper my mind was filled with ideas. Now all I see is a blank piece of paper." After he won the bet, he promptly resumed his amphetamine habit.

He had his own idiosyncratic vocabulary: he spoke of "The Book", an imaginary book in which God had written down the best and most elegant proofs for mathematical theorems. Lecturing in 1985 he said, "You don't have to believe in God, but you should believe in The Book." He himself doubted the existence of God, whom he called the "Supreme Fascist" (SF) [7]. He accused the SF of hiding his socks and Hungarian passports, and of keeping the most elegant mathematical proofs to himself. When he saw a particularly beautiful mathematical proof he would exclaim, "This one's from The Book!". This later inspired a book entitled Proofs from THE BOOK.

Other idiosyncratic elements of Erdos' vocabulary include:

 * children were referred to as "epsilons" (because in mathematics, particularly calculus, an arbitrarily small positive quantity is commonly denoted e);

 * women were "bosses";

 * men were "slaves";

 * people who stopped doing math had "died";

 * people who died had "left";

 * alcoholic drinks were "poison";

 * music was "noise";

 * people who had married were "captured";

 * people who had divorced were "liberated" and

 * to give a mathematical lecture was "to preach".

Also, all countries which he thought failed to provide freedom to individuals as long as they did no harm to anyone else were classified as imperialist and given a name that began with a lowercase letter. For example, the U.S. was "samland" (after Uncle Sam), the Soviet Union was "joedom" (after Joseph Stalin), and Israel was "israel". For his epitaph he suggested, "I've finally stopped getting dumber."


Here's a youtube link to a one hour drama about Stephen Hawking's early years - worth a gander. (Yeah, it's more physics than maths, but there you go).


Another film that needs to be made: a heavyweight documentary about the 1980-1988 Iran-Iraq war. Maybe westerners wouldn't be so blase about messing around in the Persian Gulf if they knew a bit more about the recent history. From Gary Brecher's article, The War Nobody Watched
Imagine a war that went on for eight years, caused more than a million casualties, and went through five distinct phases, with every kind of combat you could ask for from huge tank battles, human-wave offensives, artillery duels and amphibious assaults to exotic stuff like naval battles and dogfights with squadrons of MIGs and Sukhois up against American F-14s and F-4s.

Sounds pretty great, right? Well, if you're old enough to remember 1980, it happened right in front of your eyes and if you were like most Americans, you probably weren't interested. It's the Iran-Iraq War I'm talking about here, and most people barely noticed it. It was like that old hippie line, "What if they held a war and nobody came?" The armies showed up all right, but the network news crews didn't bother, even though they were always showing footage from lame little fake wars like Nicaragua and Ulster.
There's still time to visit Iran and interview veterans and survivors. Nobody's going to do it, because they'd need not just money or balls, but both. Oh well.
And the Iranians kept coming. Like the Russians in WW II, they just didn't mind dying, and it started to spook the Iraqis. Saddam tried pretending nothing had happened: in the spring of 1982 he pulled all Iraqi forces back to the 1980 border. All that did was get the Iranians excited. They kept coming, with a huge human-wave attack on Basra. The poor militia bastards, with no training or coordination, just ran at the enemy yelling about Allah. They died like flies, up against Iraqi tanks and minefields. It was one of the most bloody, stupid assaults since 1945.

Saddam knew he had to do something. Well, you know the saying: "when the going gets tough, the tough go shopping." Saddam went shopping through every Warsaw-Pact weapons factory that would let him and his oil money in. He bought everything from MLRS systems to T-62s, but the big-ticket item was a whole fleet of the new Soviet Mi-24 attack helicopter.

If you've read about what the Mi-24 did to the Afghans (before we gave them an edge with the Stinger), you can imagine what a fleet of factory-fresh Mi-24s did to the Iranians' human-wave attacks in 1983. It was a slaughter, and the Iraqis proved that even if they weren't much good at dying, they were good at killing. In one Iranian human-wave attack the Iraqis flew 200 Mi-24 sorties, hosing down the poor Shiite bastards like crop dusters going over a cabbage field.

Saddam's military engineers turned the marshes on the border into artificial lakes, like giant moats in front of the Iraqi lines. And he told his commanders they had one more weapon: gas. The Iraqis started using Mustard Gas, the sickest weapon of WW I. Even the Nazis never dared to use it, but Saddam's troops used it to break up mass infantry attacks. And nobody much cared. That's the story of this whole war: nobody outside of the two countries gave a damn what happened. From 1984 on, the war was like a stuck LP. The Iranians spent lives like Foch and Kitchener on the Western Front, and the Iraqis tried to kill Persians without risking their own cowardly hides.

2008, November 03, Monday.
Some Monday Morning loveliness:

     

     


2008, November 01, Saturday.
Oy vey: Christians pray to a Golden Calf for Economic upturn.

Did you know that some Christian dingbat has dubbed today the “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies?” Well here they are, at the Wall Street bull statue thing, praying to Jesus for money. The dingbat has explained, “We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems.”

Well chaps, I've started another website (with two more to come). It's a blog specifically dedicated to the art of animation:

Angry Animator.

Currently it's just housing the first three tutorials that I put together. I'm hoping to expand it from time to time, as well as place links to funny animations that I stumble across. It'll probably end up duplicating a lot of the funny links from idleworm. I'll also write some screeds on the state of the animation industry. It's PG-13 (I think). I'd like it to be reasonably student friendly.

Idleworm will change, for the better. Right now I hand-code it, which is tedious. I'll be switching it over to a proper blog format, which will make it easier to update - and possibly allow for more than one person to add updates...

Before xmas, I hope to resurrect the idleworm forum, as well as do a lot of house-cleaning. I need to mail off cartoon artwork to donors (yes, I still haven't done that), as well as peel off the idleworm cartoons onto a games-only site (more webdesign, crap), and a site purely for the Oil Documentary. No rest for the wicked.


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